glimpses and phrases

meganlara:

See You Space Cowboy" by Megan Lara
Available as a t-shirt, sticker, print, pillow or tote!

How amazing is this design?!

Well…it’s official. My ovaries have exploded and will never recover.

This song has been stuck in my head for days.

It’s a Robots in Disguise and Le Tigre sort of day…

Here’s a little feel-good music to go with the feel-great weather.

(Every time I hear this song, I can’t resist doing a little happy-dance.)

This week, I can’t seem to get enough of upbeat, synth-heavy songs that feature dreamy female vocals…

It’s a pumpkin spice latte, Jason Webley, and Gogol Bordello sort of day.

(Hello, October. I’ve missed you.)

Listen very closely to these lyrics.
I’m pretty sure that whoever wrote this song has no idea how vaginas work.

Case(s) in point?

"I’mma kill that pussy like a murderer."
(No fucking thank you. That sounds terrifying.)

"I creep in your crib and steal that pussy like a burglar."
(I’m pretty sure that’s called “breaking and entering”…and “rape.”)

"I deep strokin’ that pussy like I’m rowin’ a boat."
(You’re doing WHAT?! Either you’ve never been on a boat, or that’s a penis.)

ornamentedbeing:

haniemohd:

otterbeans:

ganbattesisyphus:

ornamentedbeing:

Topless dueling?

I know it’s a long text but it’s worth the read!

The most intriguing duel fought between women, and the sole one that featured exposed breasts, took place in August 1892 in Verduz, the capitol of Liechtenstein, between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg. It has gone down in history as the first “emancipated duel” because all parties involved, including the principals and their seconds were female… Before the proceedings began, the baroness pointed out that many insignificant injuries in duels often became septic due to strips of clothing being driven into the wound by the point of a sword. To counter this danger she prudently suggested that both parties should fight stripped of any garments above the waist. Certainly, Baroness Lubinska was ahead of her time, taking an even more radical take on the (at the time) widely dismissed theories of British surgeon Joseph Lister, who in 1870 revolutionized surgical procedures with the introduction of antiseptic.

With the precautions Baroness Lubinska recommended, the topless women duelists were less likely to suffer from an infection; indeed, it was a smart idea to fight semiclad. Given the practicality of the baroness’ suggestion and the “emancipated” nature of the duel, it was agreed that the women would disrobe—after all, there would be no men present to ogle them. For the women, the decision to unbutton the tops of their dresses was not sexual; it was simply a way of preventing a duel of first blood from becoming a duel to the death.

It is humorous that most recounts of this historic event fail to mention two important things: the winner of the duel (Princess Metternich) and the reason why the women came to arms in the first place—they disagreed over the floral arrangements for an upcoming musical exhibition.

^ best part of the entire article.

This is what happens next time bitches try and mess with my floral arrangements.

The first rule of topless victorian ladies swordfighting club is that topless victorian ladies swordfighting club is not to be mentioned in mixed company.

The second rule is naught but an emphatic repeating of the first.

'You don't like my ideas on the floral arrangement? Well then I challenge you to a duel!'

Man, I can think of so many everyday altercations that be easily solved with a duel XDD

1) I’m in agreement with the last comment. 2) geeeeeeeeez I can’t believe this has so many notes!

Fuck yeah, history!

tattooedbroad:

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nathansummers:

watchtheright:

kimberlycared:

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third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

Hahahah I like the arm floaties

😂👌

lolololololol

STEVE!!! Fucking look!!

OMG. THIS. THIS.